
isn’t it a requirement that you have one communist post on your first page at all times? you’re welcome friend
I CAN’T BREATHE
it’s been a full day and I’m still laughing my ass off at MOTH BROTH
tush:
My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
if you can bite your upper lip sexually i will give you a billion trillion dollars and all of my love
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
OHMIGOD YOU PEOPLE XD
I SWEAR I’M KIND OF NORMAL, YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
Art and OC are all C2ndy2c1d
Omg, this series of stock photos.
Guy gives flowers to two girls
WELCOME TO FEMSLASH FEBRUARY.
ok so what no one tells you about bisexuality is that you don’t sit calmly and statically in the middle of the kinsey scale instead you’re swINGING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PENDULUM BACK AND FORTH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE