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hungarian:

chouwa:

hungarian:

i wanna work at chipotle just so i can eat chipotle for free when i’m working

no i work at chipotle and it sucks dick man

sucking dick is cool too

its cooler than chipotle

theanti90smovement:

isn’t it a requirement that you have one communist post on your first page at all times? you’re welcome friend

theanti90smovement:

isn’t it a requirement that you have one communist post on your first page at all times? you’re welcome friend

adriofthedead:

capnjazzcrunch:

I CAN’T BREATHE

it’s been a full day and I’m still laughing my ass off at MOTH BROTH

llodb:

cacty:

hey boy wanna touch my anal

i found it

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.

kneeling-vagabond:

thereverendexcellence:

flee-the-dementors:

if you can bite your upper lip sexually i will give you a billion trillion dollars and all of my love

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

OHMIGOD YOU PEOPLE XD

I SWEAR I’M KIND OF NORMAL, YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

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daxsymbiont:

ok so what no one tells you about bisexuality is that you don’t sit calmly and statically in the middle of the kinsey scale instead you’re swINGING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PENDULUM BACK AND FORTH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE